Can somebody teach this..

...married wing challenged trout bum to tie a Paramachene Belle?

Stan Cooper couldn;t.

AK Best couldn't.

Jack Gartside couldnt and ..

Gary Borger was wise enough not to even try..

Ya see my bud Cathy is now a Maineiac.

I'm told I have to catch a wild Maine Brookie on a traditional Maine paattern, it's a rule1

I gotta do it, but I gotta tie it,

Such pressure, maybe I'll just use a rat